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'); document.write(''); document.write('ELLENWOOD, Ga. (AP) — Someone made off with loot from a Georgia church but also left behind an apology.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — A man was arrested after police said he left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he ducked into an Indianapolis strip club to drink. The 39-year-old was arrested at 1:15 a.m. Tuesday on child neglect and public intoxication charges after calling police to report his truck stolen and his child missing. Police said the man was too drunk to remember where he had parked.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) — An eastern Pennsylvania prosecutor wants charges dropped against a couple who refused to pay a tip at a restaurant where they said they got poor service. Northampton County District Attorney John Morganelli said he\'s recommending that Bethlehem police drop the theft of services charges.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('FRIERSON, La. (AP) — Flushed evidence doesn\'t go far if your toilet\'s on a septic system. DeSoto Parish sheriff\'s Lt. Toni Joe Morris said Tuesday that deputies brought in a backhoe when drug agents raided a home and business and met the owner coming out of a bathroom.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('OGDEN, Utah (AP) — A man whose car became stuck on a set of railroad tracks bailed out before a commuter train plowed into it. Danny Ray Olsen, 62, said he took a wrong turn in Ogden and got his 1998 Nissan Sentra high-centered between two sets of rails Monday evening. He said he saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and decided to get out.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CALABASAS, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say there were at least five attacks on red-haired students at a Southern California middle school after a Facebook group announced \"Kick a Ginger Day.\" However, nobody was seriously hurt and no arrests were made.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('GIBSON, La. (AP) — A real estate agent showing a house got to the basement and found about 100 human bones in a corner.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (AP) — Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday shoppers who swept up its dung Christmas ornaments last year.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — Nude, yes. Lewd, no.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('REHOBOTH, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts woman is seeking donations from fellow pet lovers to help pay for eye surgery for her turkey named Jerry. Lyndsey Medeiros and her husband adopted three-year-old Jerry and another turkey from a Rhode Island farm last week. But Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can\'t eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('WARWICK, R.I. (AP) — Police say a 17-year-old Warwick boy who skipped school to rob a bank has been arrested after leaving fingerprints on the threatening note he passed to the teller. Warwick police Capt. Sean Collins said the boy handed a note riddled with misspellings to a teller Thursday, demanding money or \"everyone will be shot.\"
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CARROLLTON, Ill. (AP) — A cat went from meow to ow when officials say it accidentally made contact with a substation\'s fuse, causing an outage to about 1,500 homes and businesses in southwestern Illinois. The feline apparently survived the encounter early Monday in the Greene County city of Carrollton.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — You\'ll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he\'ll unveil what he is calling the nation\'s first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O\'Casey\'s Tavern in Midtown Manhattan said that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked. The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — A riding lawn mower may have four wheels, a powerful engine and can cost as much as a used car. If it\'s stolen, however, the Georgia Supreme Court concluded Monday that it\'s not a motor vehicle.
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